I am a fishwife

While fishing for trout, I caught this. It was love at first sight for me. Not for the fish though. Bass. Rhymes with you-know-what.

Mark says trout fishing is for rich people, what with the specialized gear and fancy hand-tied flies. This fish confirms that belief. It’s hanging on that hook with a sense of entitlement I find offensive. Joke’s on the fish though. We caught it on an ordinary spinner and sauteed it in butter.

I call this trout hand. It’s a disease much like club foot. The only cure is frying up a ton of your trout hands and eating them.